If age is before beauty, I'm first in line

If you don't like thirty-somethings, you have one year before we need to end our friendship.
I hit the big 3-0 last night. I'm kind of sad about it. I'm in an age bracket that virtually NONE of my friends are in.
I say you have a year because I'm not a thirty-something right now. At 30, you're just a thirty-nothing. :P